in finland we teach every goddamn kid to say “vesihiisi sihisi hississä” and that literally means “a water demon hissed in the elevator” and no-one ever questions it
"Oh, aren’t you pretty little things? Look, aren’t they beautiful, Thorin?"
i-ship-nico-with-everyone requested “Bilbo is being his usual adorable/cute self and is oblivious to how it makes Thorin drool”
thorin hide that bilboner before someone sees it
Thorin Oakenshield: master eavesdropper
"my ‘someone is talking about me’ senses are tingling"
Being afraid is what’s kept us alive.
because people compare Fili & Kili to Merry & Pippin
she wants the d…..urins to survive the battle of five armies