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I started a band with Kanye West Because I’m a crackwhore
apparently… xDD
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I started a band with Kanye West Because I’m a crackwhore
apparently… xDD
SNOOKI BECAUSE I’M INVINCIBLE!!
I smoked pot with Selena Gomez,
I fucked John Stamos because I’m a Crackwhore. Sounds Legit.
I rode a tandem bike…wtf is that. Channing Tatum okaaaaay because im a crack hore? yeaaaaa really OKAAAAYY
I smoked pot with Justin Timberlake because im in love with him. ^^^this actually makes sense. I do love him (:
i smoked pot with kanye west because i couldnt find any cocaine to do instead LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL minus...
I do it every day. hell yeah like a boss
i ballroom danced with Barack Obama because i’m in love with him.
rode a tandem bike with will smith...i’m a crackwhore.
got: i went skydiving with will smith...my parents told me too, because he stole my bike...
got drunk with miley cyrus...i do it everyday.
i stalked rob pattinson
smoke pot Channing tatum...I’m in love with him? lolololol
Justin Timberlake...bike, hahahah :D
I murdered Barack Obama because I do it everyday ;)
I woke up naked next to Emninem because I do it everyday…..
my parents told me to. :( She’s dead, tho, guise.
Let’s see. “I woke up naked next to Selena Gomez because I’m a necrophiliac” …. OH GOD WHAT!? D8
i murdered katy perry because i do it every day
I went skydiving with Miley Cyrus because my parents told me to.
I smoked pot with Lindsey Lohan because i have 6 months to live :D
I rode randem bike with selea comez because my parnets told me to.
I fucked Channing Tatum because I do it everyday.
I started a band with Kanye West Because I’m a crackwhore apparently… xDD
i couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.
I lended $500 to 50 cent
I woke up naked to Ke$ha because I do it everyday.
Well, I vented about my life to the Beibs cos I couldn’t find and cocaine to do instead…
How are people still reblogging this? It’s like a year old. And as for december, LENT*
got drunk with Lady Gaga...parents told me to.
I fucked Kanye West because he stole my bike.
I smoked pot with Barack Obama because I do
i stalked snooki because she stole my bike :)
I ballroom danced with Megan Fox because I do it everyday.